Don Roley struts around the internet like a self-appointed gatekeeper of ninjutsu, yet somehow manages to be the only ninja who could get winded typing a blog post. He’s the martial arts equivalent of that guy who “used to be in a band” — always living off a vague past no one can verify, while the rest of the world has moved on.
His whole persona is built around pretending to be the guardian of “real” ninjutsu, but the reality is he’s just the final boss of Facebook comment threads. Every time someone disagrees with him, he acts like they’ve dishonored his ancestors, when really, they just had the audacity to exist outside of his tiny echo chamber.
